19 February, 2009

Breaking News

Following widespread criticism from the conservative side of politics, the Obama administration has released a revised version of its stimulus package.

The new package aims to give every US citizen a slap in the face with a wet fish.

Some Republicans have vowed to oppose the deal saying they are still holding out for a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, but it's believed the new bill will receive broad bipartisan support.

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