28 September, 2009

A threat to all we hold dear

My friends, I come to you today to warn you of a menace that threatens us all. Or it may be a threat that menaces us all. It’s just so insidious that I don’t even know. All I know is that I spent my whole lunch break researching this and I can find no evidence against it so therefore it can only be true and if we don't do something about it - right now - it will undoubtedly destroy our way of life which we have fought so hard for.

Let me explain that nature of this threat.
It is about Gratuitous, Lame-brained Extremism.
It is about Narcissistic Nonsense.
It is about Broadcasting by Egotistical, Conspiracy-theorist Kooks!

Now you’re probably reading that and thinking, “Hey Bill! That’s just a bunch of big words to me. That doesn’t look like any kind of threat or menace, or whatever.”
Well, let me break it down for you my friends. The truth is hidden in there, right under our noses.

Gratuitous
Lame-brain
Extremist
Narcissist
Nonsense

Broadcasting
Egotist
Conspiracy
Kook

Do you see it now? It’s hidden right there in plain sight.
Am I alone here?
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THIS????

6 comments:

  1. hehe.... funny but really paranoid if you ask me. Actually, your little blog actually sounded just like Glenn Beck when he's all hyped up on something.

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  2. Do you think that might have been the point?
    Check the labels.

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  3. That's cute. Can you make up one for BARRACK HUSSAIN OBAMA?

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  4. If I did, I think I would at least spell his name correctly.

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  5. Bill, I like it. I also like that you use one of the best lines ever in music from Cockburn's "Lover's in a Dangerous Time".

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  6. Thank you!

    I began to notice that I write negatively about a lot of things. I don't really want to be like that, but I write negatively about negative things so I hope it's my small way of kicking at the darkness.

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