12 August, 2009

The Rules: Hygiene

All men and, by association, most women are familiar with the old rhyme that describes our daily rituals,
No matter how you shake and dance,
The last two drops go down your pants.
The rule?
Gents, we’re allowed to use toilet paper too!

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  1. I'd like to know what brought this on.

    Having now given it a moment's thought, I'd rather not.

  2. Hi Bill, in case you miss it, I've left a comment under your Diamond Dogs post.

  3. Got it - thanks!

    Mia, I think you might be assuming that I had to learn the hard way.