23 July, 2011

Good evening. Here is the news:

Something happened.

We don't know anything about what happened other than that it happened.

However, we do know about something else that happened earlier, so it's probably similar to that.

Assuming it is similar to that other thing that happened, then this is what's happening.

Somebody get me a job as a reporter. Any idiot can do this.

1 comment:

  1. But were you the first to report it? That's what really matters.