If you’re worried about missing Q and A this week, here’s a quick summary of what will inevitably happen this week (or any other)
Kevin Rudd… derp… derp… assassinated… derp… derp… derp… leadership ambitions… derp… derp… Julia lied… derp… derp… derp… carbon tax… derp… tax bad… derp… derp… mandate… derp… democracy… derp… election… derp… derp… Tony Abbott crazy man… derp… derp… budgie smugglers… derp… grandstanding questioner… derp… derp… John Howard was right… derp… derp… lame joke from twitter… derp… faceless men… derp… derp… stop the boats… derp… derp… derp… attempt to juxtapose live exports and refugees… derp… Bob Brown… derp… derp… stupid conspiracy theory… derp… derp… derp… fawning tweet sucking up to panel member… derp… embarrassing video question… derp… derp… derp… artistic guest panellist starts an answer they can’t finish… derp… derp… poker machines… derp… derp… nanny state… derp… derp… gay marriage… derp… derp… tweet lamenting absence of Malcolm Turnbull… derp… derp… Murdoch justification… derp… derp… derp… sly suggestion of leftie bias on ABC… derp… derp… I’ll take that as a comment… derp… derp…
Thank you and goodnight.
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