Showing posts with label Record collection porn. Show all posts
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11 January, 2012

Record Collection Porn: 80s 12-Inch Single Edition

Let me say from the outset that this is not about 80s nostalgia.  I have no time for it.  I was there the first time and they were crap – and crap isn’t any less crap just because it’s nostalgic crap.  In fact, seeing the 80s revised into some kind of golden ages gives me a slight idea about what it might have been like to grow up in the 1960s – pop culture has conspired to suppress all the crap so they end up looking much better than they were.

Of all the things we remember the 80s for – big hair, loud colours, new romantics, ra-ra skirts, stone-wash denim, poodle metal, superstrats – one that never gets mentioned is the phenomenon of 12-inch singles.  As mentioned on one of the records below, a 12-inch single was just like a 7-inch single, only bigger – and longer.  Although the format began in the 70s along with disco, and continued into the 90s before going the same way as the 7-inch single for the same reason, by the mid-80s, any single with an outside chance of charting was also released as a 12-inch and often with an extended remix.

It was not a remix as we interpret the word today.  In fact, on most extended versions, the mix (that is, the balance of instruments and vocal parts and their placement in the stereo picture) was exactly the same as the regular version.  In these cases, a better description would have been Extended Edit, or in some cases, Unedited Version.

There were many ways artists and/or producers made songs longer for the larger format.  Sometimes they were the full length version of the recording before it was edited down for released.  Sometimes they had extra parts added.  Sometimes they just let the song play out.  If you can get hold of the 12” of World Party’s Ship Of Fools, the extended version is created by not fading out until two minutes later, giving the listener a rare glimpse into what happens after the fade.  Dire Straits’ Money For Nothing didn’t need extending because the album version goes for 8 minutes anyway. 

A common method of creating a 12-inch mix was a simple cut-and-paste job.  Firstly, play the intro twice.  If you can’t resolve the intro musically in order to play it again, it doesn’t matter – just stop at the end of the intro, throw in some S-S-S-sampled B-B-B-beats and start again.  Next, play the first verse without the vocal.  Do the same with the chorus if you feel like, then start with the first verse proper.  If there’s a middle-8, play an instrumental copy of it before the second verse.  If there’s a guitar solo or other instrumental part, double the length.  Then repeat the final chorus with lashing of gratuitous delay and Bob’s yer uncle!  You’ve got yourself a 12-inch extended version.

12-inch singles also had a fascinating mystique to a young collector.  They were never played on the radio, not included on compilations and certainly not available on cassette.  The only way to hear the extended version was to buy the record.

I had wondered whether to include these examples in the order they were released or in the order that I discovered them.  In the end, I went with a bit of both.

Tina Turner:  We Don’t Need Another Hero
This is the first 12-inch single I bought.  The main reason was because I had just received a turntable for Christmas and this was the song I liked most in the 12-inch rack at my local record store.
It’s a bit of a tease as extended versions go.  It’s exactly the same as the regular version up until about two thirds of the way through.  The song is from Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, so composer/producer Terry Britten’s sense of drama may have had something to do with how the 12-inch version was arranged.


Thompson Twins:  King for a Day
I bought this a week later and it was the first 12-inch of a song that I really wanted to have the 12-inch of.  Yes, it’s the Thompson Twins, of Hold Me Now – what’s your point?  Despite looking very mockable, they had some really nice songs and don’t forget this record was produced by the great Nile Rodgers. 
It’s a particularly long version that in part follows the standard method mentioned above but also features some actual different mixes in parts and still doesn’t outstay its welcome.


Mike Oldfield:  To France
This was the first time I had heard this song, but I would buy anything with Mike Oldfield’s name on it, so at first it was hard to where it has been extended.  Even without comparing it to the album version, it’s pretty clear now that an additional instrumental section has been edited in just before the end of the song.


Marillion:  Market Square Heroes
I had never heard anything of Marillion before this, but the record was calling to me.  This is actually the B-side of Punch and Judy and I truly don’t know if that’s an extended version.  I suspect probably not.  Truthfully, the reason I bought this is… well, just look at it!  How cool is it?  Fortunately, the song isn’t bad either.


Paul McCartney:  No More Lonely Nights

This is where it all came together - Paul McCartney and an extended mix and a picture disc.  I was holding out hope when I bought this that it would be the ballad version of No More Lonely Nights, which is not only one of the greatest ever Paul McCartney love songs but also one of the greatest ever David Gilmour guitar solos.  Ah, but no such luck – it’s the playout version, which closed his forgettable film Give My Regards to Broad Street.  It might be just as well.  Doing an extended version of the ballad would be like trying to improve on perfection.

There were actually two extended mixes of this track.  This one was released in the UK and I actually like it better than the more collectable Arthur Baker mix released in the US.


Tears For Fears:  Everybody Wants to Rule the World

Probably a good example of an obligatory extended edit, although the bassline at the beginning does sound rather similar to Michael Jackson’s The Way You Make Me Feel, which was still two years away.  The full guitar solo is used until the recording appears to peter out and starts again for the final chorus and a repeat of the first part of the solo, which is faded early.


Prince and the Revolution:  Raspberry Beret
This “new mix” starts out with the same intro that is used on the official video but not used in the album or single version.  As the song nears conclusion, it repeats the minor key variation used in the intro (complete with cough) and finishes up just noodling around.  It seems like he started with an interesting idea but didn’t know where to take it.


Cliff Richard and The Young Ones:  Living Doll
In 1986, even a novelty charity record had an extended 12-inch (ooh-err!) and the fact is lampooned in the extended portion of the song.  There are also skits at the beginning and end that weren’t on the 7-inch version.


Genesis:  Invisible Touch
Um, I have no explanation for this one.  I was young and curious.  Don’t judge.


Men At Work:  Down Under
Not released alongside the initial 1981 single, but remixed for a 1986 best-of album.  I believe this is the version that was included on that compilation as well.  In terms of the mix itself, there are some subtle differences, with Colin Hay singing the beginning of the final chorus solo.  As an extended edit though, it’s awful.


Icehouse:  Crazy (Mad Mix)
At which point, we begin naming the remixes, preferably along the same theme as the song.  Rather than follow the same old formula, Iva Davies completely reconstructs the song in a genuine remix and re-edit.  We also discover that the guitar solo which is cut down to a middle-8 on the album/single version actually goes for a whole verse and more as originally recorded.  This mix takes an already bombastic song and cranks the dramatics up well beyond 11.  It’s all utterly mad but then, that is what it says on the label.
The B-side features the rather lovely Midnight Mix, which does away with the rhythm section altogether and suddenly it’s become a song of seduction – which goes to show how important mixing can be.


George Michael:  I Want Your Sex (Monogamy Mix)
Now this is creative!  I Want Your Sex was a controversy-baiting single dressed up as a safe sex message.  As nookie songs go, it’s exactly mid-way between Barry White and Salt’n’Pepa.  However, if this record had finished at the 5-minute mark, it would still have fulfilled all the requirements of a 12-inch.  Instead, it’s presented in three sections –  Rhythm 1: Lust, Rhythm 2: Brass in Love, Rhythm 3: A Last Request.  As I understand it (I haven’t heard the album), the first two sections follow the album arrangement, with the final section (also on the album but not in the same order) turns it into a 13-minute epic.
I was fascinated by the idea of three sections looking at the cover in the record shop, but couldn’t come at actually buying a George Michael record.  I picked this up at a market many years later.  Listen without prejudice.


Roger Waters:  Radio Waves
The Radio KAOS album is regarded as a bit of a mistake by most which is quite unfair.  Waters’ intention was to make a straightforward rock and roll album and naturally threw in some apocalyptic fear and a message of redemption for good measure.  In fact, the album’s other theme of corporate dominance and dedication to all those who find themselves at the violent end of monetarism are more relevant than ever. 
Appropriately for the musical objective of the album, an extended version of the lead single was released.  It’s a fairly formulaic mix, but interesting coming from an artist like Waters.


George Harrison:  When We Was Fab
George’s wonderfully dry sense of humour was all over this record.  The A-side is clearly labelled “unextended version,” but the B-side featured the “reverse ending,” where the song plays all the way through to the end, and then comes back playing backwards!


Paul McCartney:  Once Upon a Long Ago
A good example of an extended version being a less edited version than the single release.  An additional intro is tacked on at the front, but most of this version is the song in its entirety with an ad-libbed repeat of the first verse at the end and full length solos.  The extended string note right at the end is a nice touch.  A beautiful and underrated song.


Travelling Wilburys:  End of the Line
Even a band of five traditionalists like the Travelling Wilburys couldn’t avoid the obligatory 12-inch mix, and this mix is exactly what you would expect when fulfilling obligations.


Paul McCartney:  Figure of Eight

This is a rare example of a 12-inch single which features a completely different recording to the album version.  While not listed as an extended version, this live-in-the-studio take is longer than the album version and much closer to the arrangement that opened Paul’s live shows at the time.


Billy Bragg:  Sexuality (Manchester Mix)
It may just be coincidence, but naming the mixes after the cities they were done in (the B-side features the London Mix) looks like it may be a tribute to The Smiths, who named the three versions of This Charming Man Manchester, London and New York.  The latter was pulled almost as soon as it was released and never heard again until included on The Sound of The Smiths.
The Manchester Mix of Sexuality was mixed by Owen Morris, who would later produce Oasis.  This is both extended version and true remix, with Johnny Marr’s guitar pushed to the front of the mix.  What more could you ask for?


The Cure:  High
Curiously enough, I did actually hear this version for the first time on the radio and that’s what made me buy it because I’m not really a Cure fan.  This is both an extended edit and a remix and I think this mix is far superior to the album version.  As smitten as that!


 

26 June, 2011

Some Nuggets from my 45s Collection

At the risk of sounding like a miserable old fart, I feel a little bit sorry for generations for whom there is no ritual to playing music. Whether it’s actually playing an instrument and singing, or setting up a piano roll, putting a vinyl record on, slipping a cassette into a ghetto-blaster, or even selecting a CD, there has always been some kind of physical act involved with playing music until recently. I can’t help but wonder if the ability to just dial up a track and have it play without any real tactile interaction with the recording is making people value music a little less.

I’m not a vinyl purist by any stretch, but I confess that I sometimes miss the ritual of putting a record on and seeing it being played as I hear the music. I think the fact that all software media players have glorified screen-savers called visualisations is confirmation that people want something visible to focus on while they listen. Every once in a while, I set up my old turntable and plug it into the computer to digitise a few more records. I’ve been enjoying the trend on YouTube towards showing the record playing and thought I’d post a few myself. The video quality is a bit crappy but the audio is good. I’ve taken care to post only music that is rare, out of print or by people who don’t need the money, but I accept that this is a grey area of copyright and repeat here what I said on all the uploads: If you enjoy the music, please support the artists. Don’t steal music!

Here are a few nuggets from the more eccentric corners of my 45s collection:

Redgum: The Drover’s Dog
I bought this before I even had a turntable of my own. Redgum are best known for I Was Only Nineteen. This was released a few years later and tells the story of Bob Hawke’s political career a capella to the tune of Gilbert & Sullivan’s When I was a lad, from HMS Pinafore. The title refers to a comment from Bill Hayden, who Bob Hawke replaced as ALP leader shortly before the 1983 election, that the drover’s dog could beat the incumbent Fraser government.

Wings: Give Ireland Back to the Irish
This record belonged to my dear departed Godmother.  I have never seen another copy of it anywhere.  Early Paul McCartney 45s are really very easy to come by, even though they’ll probably be scratched to buggery and missing the original covers.  Look in any second-hand record store, charity shop, antique dealers or junk shop, and you’re probably more likely to find a few copies of Another Day and Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey than not, but Give Ireland Back to the Irish seems pretty rare. 

John Lennon also wrote a song about ‘the troubles’ - The Luck of the Irish - and it illustrates the two different approaches of Lennon and McCartney.  While John’s is direct and confrontational, (“If you had the luck or the Irish, you’d be sorry and wish you were dead,”) Paul adopts the more-flies-with-honey-than-vinegar approach.  The opening verse starts, “Great Britain, you are tremendous / Nobody knows like me,” which sounds like a bit of sucking up but it gives context to the following lines, “But really, what are you doing in the land across the sea?”  It pre-empts any accusations of being anti-British before appealing to people’s sense of fairness: “Tell me, how would you like it?”

Wings: Mary Had a Little Lamb
Paul said he did it for his kids, but it’s also been suggested that this was a sly protest at the BBC’s refusal to play Giver Ireland Back to the Irish.  We report, you decide.  I can’t remember where I got this copy.  I’ve had a copy with generic Capitol label for years and I bought this copy because it had an original custom label.


Barry Humphries: Wild Life in Suburbia
This also came from my Godmother.  As far as I can work out, The Migrant Hostess is the first appearance of the Edna Everage character.  I can’t quite work out if this is devastatingly subtle satire or if she wasn’t very funny back then either.  One thing is does show is that educated hipsters taking the piss out of working class suburbanites is nothing new. 
Side 1: The Migrant Hostess


Side 2:Sandy Stone

Skies, Lufthansa Theme by Klaus Doldinger with Passport
I found this in a second-hand shop some time in the mid-80s and bought it purely out of curiosity.  Dated 1973, it seems to be either an advertising or corporate theme.  If so, it’s certainly successful in conveying the mood of travel.  It reminds me a little of Mason Williams’ One Minute Commercial.


Lonnie Donegan: Does Your Chewing Gum Lose its Flavour (on the Bedpost Overnight?)
I bought this two years ago at a very cool little second-hand place in Healesville.  Lonnie Donegan and the short-lived skiffle trend was quite an influence on the Beatles in the early days and that’s reason enough to have at least one example of his work.

Louis Armstrong: St Louis Blues
Can’t remember where I bought this, but I got it mainly because I was intrigued by the fact that it came in a generic Myer Emporium cover, which suggests that the records were supplied without covers and the retailers had to provide them.  I’ve no idea if that was the case, I just can’t think of any other explanation.

Clearly this record has done a lot of work but in a way, this is how Louis Armstrong should sound.  5.1 High resolution audio wouldn't be authentic.

Roger Waters and the Bleeding Heart Band featuring Paul Carrack: Money (live)
This was the B-side to Sunset Strip, the second single from the Radio K.A.O.S. album.  I don’t doubt that this is a live recording, but it’s pretty clear that the audience noise has been added separately.  I don’t know why he felt the need to do this, but it was released at a time when the Pink Floyd breakup was at its most bitter.  When this single came out, the remainder of Pink Floyd were just about to release A Momentary Lapse of Reason and launch a world tour, so this may have been Roger’s way of saying, “I’m Pink Floyd too!”  It’s an interesting version, but the fakery is unnecessary and undignified.
It’s very good to see that Waters and Gilmour have reconciled their differences now.


Midnight Oil: Instant Karma
Another single (King of the Mountain) bought for the B-side.  Yoko gave approval for the Oils to perform this at the Exxon protest in 1990, but it shows why the future minister for education should stick to singing songs written for him.

Frente: Horrible
Released at a time when 7” singles were becoming a novelty, this is possibly the first time the single version of a song was actually longer than the album version, which clocks in at just 2 minutes.  Frente were always clever at packaging records.  For their first, self-released EP, they could only afford one colour for the cover, so they made it a different colour for each print run.  This led to some fans buying one of each colour.   With this single, initial copies came with a unique Polaroid of the band.
The B-side is the “acousdelic” version of The Destroyer, which I like much more than the album version.  Both these songs are classic Frente.  Frente were one of those bands that released an unrepresentative single very early on and sadly had to spend the rest of their career trying to live it down.  Far from being the shiny happy people of the Accidently Kelly Street video, Frente’s other output was closer to Neil Finn’s “Leonard and McCartney” method, wrapping slightly dark lyrics around gorgeous pop tunes that often belie the subject matter.

Julian Lennon: Stick Around (extended version)
Ah yes, the 80s 12” single and slapped-together extended mix!  But even that can’t wreck this great song.  I’ve got a lot of time for Julian Lennon – I think he’s had a raw deal.  I’ve no doubt Virgin signed him as a 21yo for his name only, but he’s a real talent in his own right.  He’s been criticised for not being as talented as John, which is kind of like being told you’re not as handsome as George Clooney.  He’s also copped flak for sounding too much like his father, which is ridiculously unfair.  So it’s okay for people like Lenny Kravitz and Liam Gallagher to sound like John Lennon, but it’s not okay for people who were genetically predestined to.  And then when Julian went and wrote a song that even his father would be proud of, people just assume it’s John anyway.

I found this 12” at the Camberwell Market about a year ago.  It’s stamped as a promotional copy and I’m not sure if this version was ever officially released.