Now he's offering cash for boats!*
Fishing boats, passenger boats, a leaky old tinnie - Tony's buying the lot!
It doesn't matter if you're an honest fisherman or a callous people smuggler. If you've got something that will float, Tony Abbott offering you cold, hard, Aussie cash!**
If that's not the craziest thing you've ever heard, then Tony guarantees it's all Julia Gillard's fault.
** Offer only available in Indonesia.
Once again, unless you're from Victoria and of a certain age, you might need this to get the reference: