Donald Trump Holds Breath, Turns Blue
Colourful businessman, reality TV star and part-time political candidate Donald Trump this morning tried to contribute to the US health system debate by holding his breath until he turned blue and challenging the president to do something before he suffocated.
After he passed out, Mr Trump's autonomic nervous system took over, restarting his breathing. Upon regaining consciousness, Mr Trump said he was honoured to have his breathing restored. He took credit for forcing the issue that all Americans should be allowed to breathe and said that now, finally, we can move on to more important things like curing cancer and eliminating AIDS.
Sarah Palin tweeted that the automatic restoration of Mr Trump's breating proved there is nothing wrong with the US health system. Some Tea-Party affiliated Republicans and commentators are still demanding to see proof of oxygen in the air.