It works every night. Only the examples change... occasionally...
We're governed by idiots
Fundamentalists are crazy
Celebrities are people too
But wow, look what this one did!
Social media makes people do stupid things
Traffic's a bugger
Something something stock exchange
Foreigners, eh? They're a weird mob!
Somebody won the sportsball
Somebody lost the sportsball
Somebody's upset about why somebody lost the sportsball
Somebody got injured in the sportsball
Somebody got reported in the sportsball
Weather's a bugger
Don't despair though, animals are cute
Goodnight, and see you again tomorrow.