05 September, 2014

The Generic News

It works every night. Only the examples change... occasionally...

We're governed by idiots

Fundamentalists are crazy

Celebrities are people too

But wow, look what this one did!

Social media makes people do stupid things

Traffic's a bugger

Something something stock exchange

Foreigners, eh? They're a weird mob!

Somebody won the sportsball

Somebody lost the sportsball

Somebody's upset about why somebody lost the sportsball

Somebody got injured in the sportsball

Somebody got reported in the sportsball

Weather's a bugger

Don't despair though, animals are cute

Goodnight, and see you again tomorrow.

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