You’re invited to the hottest new year’s eve party in town. What do you do?
1: Say, ‘What, again?’
2: Spend $2000 on clothes and hair to make sure you look your best.
3: Panic that you’re not going to know anyone there and that you’ll make a fool of yourself.
4: Brag about it to all your friends.
5: Figure the invite was sent to the wrong person and throw it away.
6: Go on a starvation diet before the big night.
7: You don’t like crowds so you spend the night watching TV.
8: Go and become the life of the party.
9: Stop and think: ‘A new year’s eve party in February?’
The best things in life are…
3: On TV
5: Really expensive, duh!
7: Different for everyone
8: Ultimately disappointing
9: All around me
Your bestie tells you they’ve started seeing someone and you’re all like…
An acquaintance mentions to you that David Bowie’s 80s output is really quite underrated. What do you do?
1: Say, ‘OMG! That’s so true.’
2: Ask, ‘Who’s David Bowie?’
3: Accept the premise but point out that although it’s underrated, that doesn’t mean it’s particularly good.
4: Nod politely and make a mental note never to speak to them again.
5: Give them a card for a free hearing test.
6: Argue about it all night.
7: Shrug and say you don’t care either way.
8: Ignore them but post a nasty Facebook status about it later.
9: Punch them in the face.
If you were a cat, you would be…
1: A cute fluffy kitten.
2: Inhabiting your person’s lap at all times distracting them from everything.
3: Asleep most of the day.
4: Only home at meal times.
5: Grumpy cat.
6: What do you mean if? I AM a cat!
7: A tiger! Grr!
8: Mrs Slocombe’s pussy.
9: I’m not a cat. Why would I be a cat? That’s silly.
Your crush sends you flowers. How do you react?
1: Take a photo of them and make it your new profile picture.
2: Thank them but ask that next time they don’t send them to you at work in the panel beating shop.
3: Wonder how they knew since you’ve never had the nerve to speak to them.
4: Cut off all contact. This is all going too fast. You need your space.
5: You eat them.
6: There’s gonna be sex tonight!
7: You’re deeply offended at this clichéd, consumerist and patriarchal display of so-called romance.
8: As above, but you secretly melt inside.
9: My crush?? Seriously? What am I, twelve?
Somebody famous starts following you back on Twitter. What do you do next?
1: Brag about it on Facebook.
2: Send them a .@reply thanking them, making sure all your followers see it.
3: Send a DM thanking them and expressing what a big fan you are.
4: Nothing. I’m cool.
5: Meh, no biggie. They probably follow everyone back automatically.
6: Ask them for an RT to promote your school fete.
7: Enact the next phase of your stalking plan.
8: Suddenly remember you have a Twitter account.
9: Suddenly remember you don’t have a Twitter account.
2: Chocolate feature wall
6: Jogging around a lake at 5:30pm
You see a friend post a link to a Buzzfeed list. What do you do?
1: Click it, read it, close it. Simples!
2: Click it and read it. Maybe click through a few more links, then close it.
3: Click it, then keep clicking through the other links and lists. You don’t have a problem. You could close it any time you want. It’s not hurting anyone and you enjoy it, so what’s the problem? Anyway, you’re not my mother so shut up!
4: Ignore it. They’re all stupid.
5: Block them. You don’t need that shit in your life.
6: Highly unlikely – you only use the internet for updating your conspiracy website.
7: None of my friends would dare.
8: You vaguely remember this happening once and you have no idea where the next two years went.
9: Friend? Hmmm… Interesting concept.
Now tally your result. Give yourself points according to the option number you chose: Option 1 = 1 point, Option 2 = 2 points, etc…
What Jelly-Belly Flavour Are You?
What 50s American Car Are You?
What Chaser Boy Are You?
What Chaser Boy Are You?
What Punctuation Mark Are You?
37- 45 Points:
What Is Your Spirit Vegetable?
What Forgotten Happy Days Character Are You?
What Huffington Post Section Are You?
What Hair Product Are You?
What 70s Underground Movement Are You?
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