What Stupid Buzzfeed Quiz Are You?

Question 1:

You’re invited to the hottest new year’s eve party in town. What do you do?

1: Say, ‘What, again?’

2: Spend $2000 on clothes and hair to make sure you look your best.

3: Panic that you’re not going to know anyone there and that you’ll make a fool of yourself.

4: Brag about it to all your friends.

5: Figure the invite was sent to the wrong person and throw it away.

6: Go on a starvation diet before the big night.

7: You don’t like crowds so you spend the night watching TV.

8: Go and become the life of the party.

9: Stop and think: ‘A new year’s eve party in February?’

Question 2:

The best things in life are…

1: Free

2: Me

3: On TV

4: Bees

5: Really expensive, duh!

6: Overrated

7: Different for everyone

8: Ultimately disappointing

9: All around me

Question 3:

Your bestie tells you they’ve started seeing someone and you’re all like…

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9: 

Question 4:

An acquaintance mentions to you that David Bowie’s 80s output is really quite underrated. What do you do?

1: Say, ‘OMG! That’s so true.’

2: Ask, ‘Who’s David Bowie?’

3: Accept the premise but point out that although it’s underrated, that doesn’t mean it’s particularly good.

4: Nod politely and make a mental note never to speak to them again.

5: Give them a card for a free hearing test.

6: Argue about it all night.                       

7: Shrug and say you don’t care either way.

8: Ignore them but post a nasty Facebook status about it later.

9: Punch them in the face.

Question 5:

If you were a cat, you would be…

1: A cute fluffy kitten.

2: Inhabiting your person’s lap at all times distracting them from everything.

3: Asleep most of the day.

4: Only home at meal times.

5: Grumpy cat.

6: What do you mean if? I AM a cat!

7: A tiger! Grr!

8: Mrs Slocombe’s pussy.

9: I’m not a cat. Why would I be a cat? That’s silly.

Question 6:

Your crush sends you flowers. How do you react?

1: Take a photo of them and make it your new profile picture.

2: Thank them but ask that next time they don’t send them to you at work in the panel beating shop.

3: Wonder how they knew since you’ve never had the nerve to speak to them.

4: Cut off all contact. This is all going too fast. You need your space.

5: You eat them.

6: There’s gonna be sex tonight!

7: You’re deeply offended at this clichéd, consumerist and patriarchal display of so-called romance.

8: As above, but you secretly melt inside.

9: My crush?? Seriously? What am I, twelve?

Question 7:

Somebody famous starts following you back on Twitter. What do you do next?

1: Brag about it on Facebook.

2: Send them a .@reply thanking them, making sure all your followers see it.

3: Send a DM thanking them and expressing what a big fan you are.

4: Nothing. I’m cool.

5: Meh, no biggie. They probably follow everyone back automatically.

6: Ask them for an RT to promote your school fete.

7: Enact the next phase of your stalking plan.

8: Suddenly remember you have a Twitter account.

9: Suddenly remember you don’t have a Twitter account.

Question 8:

Pick one:

1: Lemonade

2: Chocolate feature wall

3: Purple

4: Mint

5: Origami

6: Jogging around a lake at 5:30pm

7: Hair

8: Lurex

9: 1873

Question 9:

You see a friend post a link to a Buzzfeed list. What do you do?

1: Click it, read it, close it. Simples!

2: Click it and read it. Maybe click through a few more links, then close it.

3: Click it, then keep clicking through the other links and lists. You don’t have a problem. You could close it any time you want. It’s not hurting anyone and you enjoy it, so what’s the problem? Anyway, you’re not my mother so shut up!

4: Ignore it. They’re all stupid.

5: Block them. You don’t need that shit in your life.

6: Highly unlikely – you only use the internet for updating your conspiracy website.

7: None of my friends would dare.

8: You vaguely remember this happening once and you have no idea where the next two years went.

9: Friend? Hmmm… Interesting concept.

Now tally your result. Give yourself points according to the option number you chose: Option 1 = 1 point, Option 2 = 2 points, etc…

1-9 Points:

You are

What Jelly-Belly Flavour Are You?

10-18 Points:
You are

What 50s American Car Are You?

19-27 Points:

You are
What Chaser Boy Are You?

28-36 Points:

You are

What Punctuation Mark Are You?

37- 45 Points:

You are

What Is Your Spirit Vegetable?

46-54 Points:

You are

What Forgotten Happy Days Character Are You?

55-63 Points:

You are

What Huffington Post Section Are You?

64-72 Points:

You are

What Hair Product Are You?

73-81 Points:

You are

What 70s Underground Movement Are You?

82-90 Points:

You are

Possibly innumerate.

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