Bob Ellis has gone completely mad!
Now he’s giving away free excuses for sleazebags, rapists, even paedophiles!
It doesn’t matter if you’ve had a secret child with your mistress, or drugged a 13yo for sex! Come on down to Bob Ellis’s and let Bob do the rationalising for you!
No defence? No worries!
If you’re male, notionally left wing and have done one good thing in your life, then Bob Ellis will have you turned into a victim of radical feminism in no time!
But hurry, before they take him away!
(You probably have to be of a certain age and from Victoria to get the reference. For anyone who isn't, see below)