My Job Application

To Whom it may Concern,

My name is Jason. I am a surly 23yo with blue/black hair, tattoos, lip piercing and I'm unsuccessfully trying to grow a beard.

I have poor communication skills and am not what you might call a people person. I tend to express myself by scowling. I have however, perfected the art of looking far too busy to concern myself with what it is that I am actually busy doing.

I have a fashionable interest in obscure punk and maintain an aloof disinterest in all other forms of music. If you want to know about anything else, don't ask me.  I do, however, have a collection of Kiss and Guns'n'Roses t-shirts that may or may not be intended to be ironic.

I hope you will look favourably upon my application for the position of sales assistant in the music department of JB Hifi.