27 January, 2010

The Rules: Fashion

Girls, if you're going to wear something that calls attention to your breasts, then I am going to look there.

If you don't want me to look there, then put them away and then we'll both know where we stand.

This also applies to any t-shirts that say "Stop starting at my tits!"
I'm a reading person.  I see a sign and I read it.  If it weren't for the slogan, chances are, I wouldn't be looking.

8 comments:

  1. You make very valid points.

    But what about the shirts that the men wear that say "While you are reading this I'm staring at your tits" {paraphrased of course}.

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  2. HAHAHAHAHAH...... love it ! so well put :)

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  3. Those t-shirts are just so classy. Nearly as good as the one I saw today that said "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I have big boobs." Uggh.

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  4. I'm glad the ladies are with me on this.
    It's kind of like people with lots of piercings, it's as if they're asking you to look and daring you not to at the same time.

    Most guys like that don't need a t-shirt to tell people how sleazy they are.

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  5. I only wear yoga pants when it says "kiss my butt".

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  6. oh, that's because my butt is bigger than my boobs

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  7. Maybe what she's wearing is for her, not for him.

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  8. Oh absolutely! And good for her if she does. People should be able to wear whatever makes them feel good. I'm just saying you can't blame a guy for noticing.

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