Create a sweet but solid foundation of raspberry sorbet.
Top with Moet.
If you can't get Moet, try Riccadonna
If you can't get Riccadonna, try Great Western
If that doesn't work out, try fruity lexia
If that still doesn't work, pour in a bit of whatever's around. Surely something will work.
The Sex Pistols
Half fill a glass with lager, then spit in it.
Top it up with tap water, then laugh as people talk about how important it is.